moxin

The act of halting the flow of effluence from the rear orifice using the fifth digit of the dominant hand.

"I almost had to pull a Moxin, but made it to the bathroom in time"

by MM April 16, 2004

Moxen

Reference to a set of powerful cards in Magic the Gathering.

The Moxen or Moxes are a collection of powerful gems infused with one of the colors of mana — Mox Pearl for white, Mox Sapphire for blue, Mox Jet for black, Mox Ruby for red, and Mox Emerald for green.

A set was owned by Liana of Minorad. Liana gave them to Kristina of the Woods and Jared Carthalion during her duel with Ravidel at Minorad so that he would not take them. Ravidel claimed various times that the Moxen had once belonged to him; at the battle with Jared, Kristina, Altair of Coloni and Caliphear the Nightmare against Ravidel at the Dueling Chasm of Golthonor, Ravidel used the Mox Jet, Ruby, and Sapphire to activate the Mox Beacon.

Apart from those five original Moxen, two others are known to exist: Mox Diamond and Chrome Mox on Mirrodin.

A set of Moxen costs a bomb.

by MTG Fan November 17, 2009

Moxe

Moxe is a term only said by people with mental problems and can be used for two purposes
The first one is to feel superior to others while making yourself look like a person with IQ digits in the singulars
The second one is to hide the fact that you don't know something obvious

I don't know what this means so fuck you moxe
Shut your mouth moxe

by Wrabo November 13, 2019

Moxxie

A lovable dude is really clingy & sweet but if you mess with people they love.. sleep with one eye open alr?

He can’t be bothered to do work yet still has amazing grades, he’s also really shy w/ new people he meets

Someone: yo who’s that and why is he so quiet?
Another someone: Chill, thats moxxie & he’s mostly chill but don’t mess with his friends..

by TheSilly March 20, 2023

moxin

A total loser who spends every waking hour sitting in front of his computer posting on message boards. Chronic masturbater.

Moxin owns stock in Kleenex.

by My Nigga February 13, 2003

Moxxus Suggs

The legendary, Ithorian Dark, Jedi who became strong enough with the force to crush Corellian Corvettes with his voice. He is one of many Suggs, but only one of two force users. The other, his twin sister Leyna, whom has disappeared many years ago, without a trace.

"If you fear me, then you fear death. Run, but your time to die is inevitable." - Moxxus Suggs

by Jedi Archieves August 7, 2006

Moxies

A hotter version of the restaurant featured in 'Waiting', albeit with the same sexy shenanigans. The Sodom and Gomorrha of the service industry. the staff is made up largely of sirens and succubi. Once you walk into the bar and grill of hotness, you will not be able to sit across from your significant other and actually finish your food. A long and lengthy period of mutual bitterness and infidelity will result, with both of you needing someone else but being too cowardly to leave the other. Finally she'll blow up at you one day and go back to live with her parents, leaving you to take care of "Stiffler", that miniature pot-bellied pig you both named after making out in American Pies 1, 2, and Wedding. You'll go back to reading Green Lantern comics and similarly pursue a self-destructive streak, until you're found dead in the back of a sushi-bar in Buenos Aires with pigeons pecking MDMA pills out of your cold, lifeless hands.

"Dude, I went to Moxies last night with my girlfriend."
"Sweet, so you're single again!"

by radiobob May 29, 2009