morticon

A (smelly) wallaby who plans one day to rule Spindizzy.

Morticon says, "Bats of FruitBat, and the kangaroo who is on the wrong side... hear me hear me!"

by Kinsor August 28, 2003

Morticia

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

by maddie collins January 31, 2007

Moricle

A drug related miracle; cases of being unable to procure more drugs and the situation is resolved.

Ex. 1:

Joe: "Dude I just had a moricle. I've been dry on bud for a week and Jeff came through for me."

Bob: "Word."

Ex. 2:

Joe: "Man I need some molly, I've been trying to score all day, I got a party to go to and I'm bringing some trim..."

Jeff: "Yea, I got you."

Joe: "Word, you're my moricle, dude."

by Merkyrie September 28, 2012

The dirty mortician

You tell your partner to go and stand next to the freezer for a while, then return to the bed and act dead so that you can have intercourse. (A walk-in cooler or freezer works best!)

Tim told Autum to go cool off by the freezer so she could play dead and get the dirty mortician on!

by RS THE PIG February 2, 2019

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

momicorn

A mother whom follows in the dedicated fandom of My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.....

My mother and I were shopping and she freaked out over a MLP lunchbox, what a momicorn.

by pegasisterforever August 5, 2014

Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit

Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!

by sexysady December 19, 2011