Mergency

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

by thundermen June 9, 2016

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by Jesus March 9, 2004

merge hopper

An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro

Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.

by psiscott April 26, 2006

D'Marge

The act of doing your best in any given situation. A matter of being the most stylish, influential, respected and awesome.

Yo. Let's go out and do some D'Marge.

by The Real Jazz October 14, 2011

mrs moege

Mrs. Moege is a fucking bitch who cares about kids holding hands because it’s the devils works. She’ll cut them off and send you to hell.

person: don’t hold hands! mrs moege is coming!
mrs moege: don’t hold hands kids!! or i’ll send you to hell!!!
person: mrs moege is a real bitch

by ♩є(･Θ･｡)э January 1, 2020

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

urge to merge

the tendency (usually attributed to lesbians) to become the same person. They start wearing the same outfits, doing everything together, essentially becoming the same person at the horror and disgust of their friends.

Alice: Have you seen Dana and Tanya, they are wearing the same outfit in similar colors.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.

by shaazaaam December 21, 2008