Mops

The best name for a dog, besides Dippy. Mops is a dog. Durr.

Wtf? That dog has mop-looking hair. Let's name it Mops!

by theloverofMOPS July 11, 2008

Mop

A mop is a tool used to clean floors and people’s asses. The mop made a special appearance in the show “13 Reasons Why”.

Be careful or you might get a mop shoved up your ass.

by SHOPING BACKPOOP May 24, 2018

MOP

1. A term standing for "Mouth On Penis." MOP originates in a small ghetto town, Brown Deer, WI.

2. Another meaning for blowjob, oral sex (on males), etc.

"Dude, I just got the best MOP ever!"
"Man! That was supposed to be my MOP!!"

by miss_thang69 July 06, 2009

Mopping

The act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally semen, with your sexual partner's head.

"Oops, I just ejaculated on the floor"
"Don't worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping"

by Shishmeister July 31, 2007

Mop

A perosn that sucks ass at any call of duty.

Your a mop if you blow yourself up with a c4, fall of a ledge, ect.

by Nick "N.I.C" Rhodes September 27, 2010

Mop

The Opposite of Epic, can be used as an adjective and a Noun Used to describe people who:
A. Don't take a fucking hint
B. Can't tell a fucking story
C.Relates everything to Transformers
D. Using internet slang in real life
E. Suffers form the Mop Complex
6. Just plain sucks

Mopette is a female Mop

Noun: I fucking hate mops

OR

Last night I was hanging out with a group full of Mops. I wanted to kill myself.

Adjective: That kid is such a mop, he wont stop talking to me about Transformers 2

OR
Nothing but moppy movies playing tonight

by BakaDango June 22, 2009

MOP

MOP Is an acronym for Mozart of Pussy. It can be used to refer to any lady you see that is of unbelievable hotness, especially as regards the shape of camel toe or shave pattern of pubes.

Wow Taylor, you are the MOP!

by juaco September 07, 2009