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Mooch

a period of time lasting ten days and characterized by chaos and upheaval.
I haven't bought tampoons in a mooch}.
by AznTxn August 4, 2017
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Mooch

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.
Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.
by ThorMonster August 1, 2017
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Mooch

1) A person who sucks resources without remorse.

2) Someone who asks to be smoked up every time he/she sees someone with nugget.
"man last night i smoked sam and his girl friend up and all they did was complain about not getting smoked up enough. so i charged that bitch 10 bucks."

"hey man blunt rolling contest?"
"Hell yeah... got green?"
"do i ever?"
"..."
"Looks like your rolling them up."
"Fucking Mooch go find your own nugs, bitch."
by moochhunter March 9, 2009
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Mooching

shopping for the purpose of shopping, or not because you need to shop for something in particular just cuz you wannna look at random stuff and buy whatever catches your eye
"we are just gonna go mooching around the shopping centres, wanna come?"
by Hagrid The second August 4, 2017
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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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Mooch

/mo͞oCH/

Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.
Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"
by wide-body December 27, 2020
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Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.
When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.
by Miriax April 18, 2018
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