Skip to main content

Mooch

a period of time lasting ten days and characterized by chaos and upheaval.
I haven't bought tampoons in a mooch}.
by AznTxn August 4, 2017
mugGet the Mooch mug.

Mooch

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.
Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.
by ThorMonster August 1, 2017
mugGet the Mooch mug.

Mooch

1) A person who sucks resources without remorse.

2) Someone who asks to be smoked up every time he/she sees someone with nugget.
"man last night i smoked sam and his girl friend up and all they did was complain about not getting smoked up enough. so i charged that bitch 10 bucks."

"hey man blunt rolling contest?"
"Hell yeah... got green?"
"do i ever?"
"..."
"Looks like your rolling them up."
"Fucking Mooch go find your own nugs, bitch."
by moochhunter March 9, 2009
mugGet the Mooch mug.

Mooching

shopping for the purpose of shopping, or not because you need to shop for something in particular just cuz you wannna look at random stuff and buy whatever catches your eye
"we are just gonna go mooching around the shopping centres, wanna come?"
by Hagrid The second August 4, 2017
mugGet the Mooching mug.

Mooch

A medium height half white half malasian female with shoulder length straightish VERY dark brown thicc hair. She is not as thicc as her hair
Wow Soleia is such a mooch
by Toesonmy_foot July 2, 2019
mugGet the Mooch mug.

Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
mugGet the Mooched mug.

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 1, 2017
mugGet the mooched mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email