mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

by jm_gray July 31, 2017

Mooch

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.

Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.

by ThorMonster August 01, 2017

Mooch

1) A person who sucks resources without remorse.

2) Someone who asks to be smoked up every time he/she sees someone with nugget.

"man last night i smoked sam and his girl friend up and all they did was complain about not getting smoked up enough. so i charged that bitch 10 bucks."

"hey man blunt rolling contest?"
"Hell yeah... got green?"
"do i ever?"
"..."
"Looks like your rolling them up."
"Fucking Mooch go find your own nugs, bitch."

by moochhunter March 09, 2009

Mooching

shopping for the purpose of shopping, or not because you need to shop for something in particular just cuz you wannna look at random stuff and buy whatever catches your eye

"we are just gonna go mooching around the shopping centres, wanna come?"

by Hagrid The second August 01, 2017

Mooch

A medium height half white half malasian female with shoulder length straightish VERY dark brown thicc hair. She is not as thicc as her hair

Wow Soleia is such a mooch

by Toesonmy_foot July 02, 2019

Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.

I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!

by TarGlobe September 03, 2018

Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.

When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.

by Miriax August 17, 2017