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douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
by Ryan January 8, 2004
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Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.
1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.
by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 25, 2009
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Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
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shit mongrel

Any living thing/being that would take a shit anywhere and everywhere.
by Gio Contreras July 4, 2008
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beaten up half a mongrel

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.
No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.
by sikcnt November 6, 2014
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Pull A Mongrel

To embarrass a hot-linking image thief, by replacing your site image links with rude and displeasing images revealing the art thief or hot-linker to be what they really are. Mongrel.me succeeded in this task and inspired this definition.
"The thief continued to steal images from Jack's website claiming them as their own, and using the images from his site stealing the bandwidth , so he decided to pull a Mongrel and replace the original image links with bestiality porn pictures and angry cats."
by outerglow June 15, 2009
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flamin' mongrel

a slang word of australian origin meaning complete dickhead or crook, other variations are: flamin-bloody-mongrel and bloody mongrel
get outa my bloody house ya flamin mongrel
by aussie boy April 23, 2005
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