Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007

mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.

"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"

by Jon April 15, 2005

manganese

1. Someone who is overly enthusiastic about reading manga.

2. Manganese is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Mn and atomic number 25. It is a gray-white metal, resembling iron and is quite brittle.

1. That dude Elliot is manganese. Wait, he's just wapanese.

2. I knew this dude who tried to smoke Manganese and died. (not really)

by Flingotravels May 16, 2006

Monga

mon-a

Someone who is acting like a retard

cleo, put the match down you fuckin monga

by shitsandgigsandroos March 22, 2020

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.

Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.

by Potsie July 19, 2009

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

montana state university

Full of skiers and booze. As well as beautiful women. Don't come here.

Man I wish Montana State University was more academic.

by MSU Boy December 17, 2014