Moist

A word you should already know

Ooh that lookin moist bish!

by moistpanty May 28, 2018

Moist

An exquisite word used for only to describe the most hydrating, wet, and soggy thing in the world.

Brian: Dude, have you seen Stacy??

Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan

by Wow.That’s.Some.Bread. December 10, 2019

Moist

A paradoxical word meaning someone or something really awesome, or someone or something foul, funky and disgusting.

1.Dude she need to stay away from that guy hes hella moist!
2. You try that awesome salsa that shit is wicked moist!

by Mtg187 March 14, 2017

moist

Sad, a nobody or kind of loser like.

"You're so moist man"

by greatmind November 17, 2011

Moist

Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"

Friend 1: Hey I got an A on my paper!
Friend 2: Thats so moist!

Friend 1: Stop being so moist bitch!

by Helo1218 January 2, 2012

Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 3, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja March 1, 2014