Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.

It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...

by Pay Per View August 9, 2012

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

Midnight Monorail

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.

Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.

by Twink13 March 29, 2009

midnight sausage

The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.

1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."

2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."

by Bweahns May 31, 2009

midnightis

The strange sensation you get when it is past midnight and you are Facebook chatting, instant messaging, or Skyping with your friends.

Symptoms include:
Slurred typing ("alfdkja;lsdfjk" or "cdlackg" instead of "clocks").
Invention of new vocabulary.
Being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.
Loss of hand-keyboard coordination

i_love_sarah: the advangtages of not setting cdlackg right.
i_love_sarah: what the hell?
i_love_sarah: *chlocks
i_love_sarah: **CLOCKS.
flola1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOLZ ROFL
flola1337: uhoh.
flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.

by flola June 21, 2009

midnight dewdrop

To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.

by kstan34 May 29, 2010

Midnight Sneeze

1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.

She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

by Phil Conners October 13, 2011