info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!

-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

mirage a trois

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

by Greyegg May 5, 2010

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

Mirage à trois

That's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage à trois

When you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvestite.

Did you know Roger had a Mirage à trois last night!? Really? Yes, his date and her two balls!

by PooPooPharthead March 27, 2010

After the Flash: Mirage

Absolute fucking trash Roblox game with lots and lots of frpers, corrupt admins, dont play it, you will probably try to commit suicide about 20 minutes in.

"Fucking trash this game, after the flash: Mirage, no fun, so many idiots."

by unbentatom June 11, 2020