mini while

The shorter and cuter way of saying "a little while".

John: Hey babe, can you get out the shower so I can take a piss?

Kate: Damn it John, give me a mini while!

by Maryamalee May 17, 2010

mini moose

the bestest character on invader zim along with Gir, he is introduced in the christmas episode

"this is mini moose he has been with us the whole time you just havnt seen him"

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Mini Me

The clone of Austin Power's nemesis, Dr. Evil; apparently unable to speak, other than the ability to verbalize the vowel "e" every now and again; reportedly one eighth Dr. Evil's size; bites fiercely and especially hates Scott Evil

Mini-me quit humping the frickin' laser

by Moviefan671 February 6, 2004

Miniature Tanks

Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.

The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.

by Blongberg October 10, 2010

Mini

She's weird, but funny. She is loved by loads, but hated by many. She prefers to stay with someone for a long time. A bit of a bitch at times but she is super sexy and intelligent but she is extremely clumsy!! she doesn't fall in love easily but when she does it lasts and she really loves them. She can make you laugh, cry and bring out the confident side of you. No one really understands her but she's still kind. You will be lucky to meet her.

Mini? Yea she's, well I can't even explain it, she's amazing.

by druwl August 17, 2019

mini sausage

The sausage that my little brother of 8 years has attached inbetween his legs.

"It's like a tail...JUST IN FRONT!"

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010