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Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.
"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018
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milkons

many people use it, although usually they don't understand it.
A Milkon is a female breast (haven't you guessed already?) but where people usually get it wrong is that they interpret it in a " Milk ON" way or to say that someones tits are very arousing. BUT in truth it's a "Milkon" ergo a Milk Gallon, it is... no WAS meant as a way to say a nursing mother have too much excess milk, or in other words are neglecting their child, but sadly that definition died off around the early 1900. and when some geeky high school-er found it in an old book, he didn't bother looking it up on urban dictionary (yes it existed, its SO awesome that it breaks space-time continuums for breakfast) and decided its another word to say "OMG! HUGE BOOBS!"
Wrong way: Dude! Check out that chick, awesome milkons eh?

Right way: Oh my! Did you know (insert-a-name gap-o) has got TONS of excess milk?

-Oh my, indeed! I was wondering how she increased her breast size so much, turns out it was just a milkon case
* "high class" laugh*
^a.k.a=demoniacal
by TheShadyOne April 5, 2010
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melmonts

Noun; A foolish person prone for random outbursts. A melmonts will provoke you randomly by contradicting whatever it is that you say, while not even grasping what they are talking about. Also known as a Thizzle.
That person sure is a melmonts, they started going off about otter pops and granny nips. Don't they have anything better to do?
by Reallymeantaru November 10, 2018
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Milkosexual/Milkoromantic

Being sexually and/or romantic attracted to milk galloons (e.g sticking milk galloons up your anus or private area and taking milk gallons on a date)
"I take milk gallons on a date and stick them up my anus, I'm Milkosexual/Milkoromantic!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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Milford

A city located in Connecticut in New Haven County. People here think they're Sh*t doesn't stink because they can afford to live here. Milford is now named in the top 100 most expensice towns in Connecticut to live in.

Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.

If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:

-Two Taco Bell's
-Three McDonalds
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.

-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Several Psychics
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.

Nicknames for this town are:
-M.I.L.Ford
-Milfuckk
-Pillford
-M-town
-M-city
A city in which young children tamper with illegal paraphanalia.

Milford, CT.
by Rebel Rav3r May 27, 2009
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Milford Ma

A fairly large town in eastern/central massachusetts. With a population of around 25,000 people. Like an hour from Boston and the Cape right on 495. Route 16 goes right down the middle of town. Founded in like 1780

When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.

It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.

Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family

Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.

Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
Milford Ma is a really awesome town.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
by Milford is better June 30, 2011
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Milford High School

Milford High School, is an average sized high school in southern Ohio on the outskirts of Cincinnati, in a small town called Milford, Ohio.


Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.


Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.


After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.

Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.

Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.

Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.

Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?

And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.

The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.

After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Remember kids, when the health inspector comes in, Milford High School doesn't have roaches, termites, rats, rat poisoning laying around, asbestos, or land mines laying around!
-Teacher



Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
by lololfuckyouagainx April 30, 2009
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