Six Million Dollar Text

Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.

Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."

by thinair421 April 16, 2010

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two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym February 25, 2014

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Where is 128 million dollar?

Ask your president

Mr.Erdoğan where is 128 million dollar?

by Seupew April 30, 2021

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click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

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Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 3, 2006

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