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Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.
Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
by thinair421 April 15, 2010

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