Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022
The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
by Midnight Black Worshipper July 16, 2015
Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
A feeling of intense sadness and shame for the past or the dreading of events to come, stemming from overthinking as a result of sleep deprivation. This often occurs late at night, but can usually be remedied by simply sleeping.
“Babe I’ve been crying again, I miss you so much!”
“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”
“Just get some rest. You’ve got the midnight blues.”
by Carnefice July 24, 2019
when you're doing homework and have to stay up super late and you're working very rushedly and then when you all of a sudden finally finish or are close to finishing, the songs you're listening to sound so beautiful and you have a newfound appreciation for life. You feel as if you might explode and you want to die of happiness and cry and kiss someone and lay in the grass. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with drugs, this is just adrenaline i guess from so much emotion. i am a girl maybe this only happens to girls. idk MAYBE this is just me hahahahah
i am having this right now, as i am writing this definition, because i am a stupid procrastinator that is doing an english project and presentation due tomorrow. see this is me procrastinating right here right now fuck i hate myself
i am having this right now, as i am writing this definition, because i am a stupid procrastinator that is doing an english project and presentation due tomorrow. see this is me procrastinating right here right now fuck i hate myself
Me: Last night, I was doing my english project that was due the next day all in one night because I'm a stupid procrastinator, and i got the best midnight high!!
Friend: WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT! I USED REDBULL AND AM STILL ENERGIZED!!
Me: THAT IS NOT HEALTHY
Friend: WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT! I USED REDBULL AND AM STILL ENERGIZED!!
Me: THAT IS NOT HEALTHY
by cynthia :) May 25, 2018
An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.
Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010
by cornyshat November 17, 2020