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midnight snack smack 

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
midnight snack smack by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Midnight Maccas Run 

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.
SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!
Midnight Maccas Run by Yaziyo September 21, 2009

midnight scream 

A Michigan State University tradition where every night during finals week, students open their windows exactly at midnight and scream their lungs out for a few minutes to relieve stress and express their angst about the finals they have taken/still have to take.
*weeknight during finals week*
Student 1: "Dude, it's 11:59! Open the window, it's almost time for the midnight scream!"
*window is opened*
*12:00am hits*
Students all across campus: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHFUCKFINALSWTHIHATEFINALSWEEKUWUOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Midnight Rider

Someone on the run from the law who is guilty.
In God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash said of Midnight Riders "You can run on for a long time... you may throw your rock and hide your hand, workin' in the dark against your felow man, but as sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light."
Midnight Rider by unioflife December 15, 2012

Midnight Quickie 

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.
Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.
Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

midnight crazies 

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.
Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.
midnight crazies by Medicine Show November 16, 2011