Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

Midjoint

(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)

Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...

by FadieZ October 8, 2007

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

midgiot

See Ja Rule

Hey is that the midgiot from Murder Inc. ?

by SomeMidgetNamedJaRule October 9, 2003

Midihead

Someone who is a lover of a wide variety of electronic music styles.

That DJ is a total Midihead. He pretty much just spins electronic music.

by Midihead October 18, 2007

Midorima

best shooter in the team or aimbotter, streamlabs.com/aquadassa
and
twitch.tv/aquadassa

midorima...

nani!!!!!!!!

midorima

what how he make dat!!?!

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

midjoke

The amazing ship between Nemuri Kayama aka Midnight, and Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. They be adorable together. Fight me.

Theres no Midnight or Ms Joke gifs so have Aizawa instead

Oh hey! You ship Midjoke too!
Huh? Oh yeah! They're so cute together!

by DustPheonix March 9, 2021