S/mileage

That love-lovey all-girls japanese group. You know, those girls with super-mini-skirts.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK THOSE GIRLS, WOW, THEY'RE SOOO LOVELY <3 WUB WUB WUB

Dude, they're called "S/mileage"

by S/miler December 23, 2011

Mileaged

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"

by Mazinsfan123 April 1, 2019

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

0 Mileage

A 0 mileage is the perfect women who ticks every box. They have no bodies to their name and are loyal to the soil and aren’t like 99% of women in todays world. All 0 mileages have no previous owners meaning you’re the first and likely their last. When speaking to a 0 mileage it’s difficult as they are rare to come across and even rarer to win… 0 mileages are always 10/10 too.

She’s 0 mileage man you can tell stays at home and just gets money.

by HM____ November 9, 2022

mislead

Right-wing euphemism for "lie." A favorite word of the White House and the conservative media.

Did George W. Bush mislead the American people into war in Iraq?

NO! He flat out fucking LIED!

by d4rk December 2, 2005

maleah

1) (adj.) a person with many abnormalities

2) (noun) an awesome friend

1) OMG! did you just see that maleah girl? she was going to the bathroom on those bleachers and she has a strong hand, prosthetic feet, and her maleah teacher has a special eye!!!

2) maleah is such an awesome friend and if you don't have a maleah for a friend then you are missing out BIG TIME. she's also really fashionable and nice. and she has pretty hair. and she smells good?

by smidge February 12, 2005

Crotch Mileage

A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.

The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.

by darbizwell March 4, 2009