Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.
"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"
by Padaddy April 12, 2021
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Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
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Hell Merch

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.
Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
by Impercinator February 15, 2010
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Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.
Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now
by super_rad February 23, 2023
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Merch Van

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
by TJ1970 December 08, 2020
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Merch Gang

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 28, 2017
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Merch™

Really sexXxi, hot, gorgeous... wanted by Megan!
by Megan July 26, 2004
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