Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.

Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.

by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013

Start menu

Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.

Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.

by 12345marios December 10, 2022

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.

You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.

by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009

Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

dollar menu

cheap, often not well made; often 100% trash

person 1: hey man look at that tight ride
person 2: man stfu. that piece of shit car is dollar menu

by ncapets October 17, 2006

Open Menu

When an escort offers all activities to their client.

she has an open menu so i'm hoping to at least get dfk, cim, a BBBJ and MPOS.

by bunny betches October 23, 2016

Dropping The Menu

Dropping the Menu is when you take a big shit, then look in the bowl, and realize, you've pooped several possible combinations of types of poo in one sitting.

Dropping The Menu will be easy after eating all this food. I'll have a floater, a sinker, two and a half colors, some sauce, and some deer pellets.

by Wolf Pellets April 19, 2011