menage a meeting

Meeting with three parties of differing opinions, Hopefully pleasant and not contentious,

I have an onsite "menage a meeting" with the SC-Public Utility and the City of Lethargy and I hope everyone decides to play nice.

by oceanswimmer January 13, 2011

mamage

Using breasts to advantage Iin a business situation.

In that low cut top she can really mamage that room full of executives.

by Clamundo June 3, 2016

Memge

A thicc ass big dick sexy motherfucker who sucks dick better than everyone.

Hey that’s MeMge2004, he’s a total turn on.

by Little boy thicc February 16, 2018

Momager

Momager- the combination of a mom and a manager.

I'm her mom and her manager, I'm a momager.

by ThatOneGirlYouSeeAtThePark June 2, 2020

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act requiring a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence in the tradesmans or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 4, 2021

Menage a text

When two people are texting dirty messages back and forth and a third person jumps in the conversation unexpectedly when responding to an earlier G-rated text, they in return, unintentionally receive a dirty text. They become aroused, and join the textercourse. Thus creating a Menage a text

Earlier that day Texter #1 sent a photo text of a kid crying on santa's lap to everyone in their contacts list. Hours pass...

A heated sexual exchange of texts begins with texter #2:

Texter #1 "You made me so wet right now:"
Texter #2" Send me a photo "
Texter #1 "I have been in the mood all day"

UNEXPECTEDLY Texter #3 texts a response to the G-rated photo from earler to Texter #1

Texter #3 "Ha Ha Poor thing" (referring to the sad kid photo)

Texter #1 (coufused, but hitting reply before checking the sender... "It's okay i'll masturbate while thinking of you"

Texter #3 (counfused but aroused quickly replies to the dirty text) "Awesome, can I join you"

Texter #1 realizes the mistake and notifies texter #2

Texter #1 to Texter #2... "Our conversation has just turned into a Menage a text with Texter #3"

Texter #2 "Cool, lets have a threesome"

by Thegranitehills December 19, 2009

ass menagerie

A varied mixture of ass. Something that is messed up in a variety of ways.

See also Linda

Linda has an ass menagerie of man lovers. Or, Linda loves an ass menagerie of men.

Linda is just a complete ass menagerie.

by Rave01 June 22, 2006