Melon 

Bobbie

Your such a melon

Melon by anonymous November 17, 2022

Melon 

The sexiest Beastars character

"do you know who Melon is?"

"you mean that sexy gazelle/leopard hybrid from Beastars?"

Melon by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023

Melon 

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

Melon by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

melon 

when a man has a huge dick and small balls

You don't have a dick you have a melon and to sweat peas.

melon by 1 to many June 21, 2023

melon 

someone who is being stupid and brainless

you absolute melon

melon by Jqsper March 13, 2024

Melon 

A word that Trip kicks you out for.

"melon."
Trip: Alright, That's it you need to leave

Melon by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024

melon 

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

melon by i love having no friends June 15, 2024