Melon

used to describe someone who's just committed a really stupid act.

"you proper melon!"

by Anarchy42073 September 2, 2022

Melon

The sexiest Beastars character

"do you know who Melon is?"

"you mean that sexy gazelle/leopard hybrid from Beastars?"

by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023

Melon

Used to call someone an idiot or a dumbass

Person 1: hey come look at my kill streak

Person 2: you have no kills you melon

by NotAMelonistic May 10, 2023

melon

when a man has a huge dick and small balls

You don't have a dick you have a melon and to sweat peas.

by 1 to many June 21, 2023

melon

someone who is being stupid and brainless

you absolute melon

by Jqsper March 13, 2024

Melon

A word that Trip kicks you out for.

"melon."
Trip: Alright, That's it you need to leave

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024

melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024