Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Megalovaniac

1. A person who has an Obsessive Desire for Power

2. someone who is A bitdepressed and/or has problems or illnesses/sickness with their mentality and can be seen as having strange behaviour by others, but not always

I am Megalovaniac

He's A bit Megalovaniac

They are Megalovaniac

by Berci May 30, 2018

Megalodonna

Noun. A fair and beautiful woman who, much like the megalodon shark, is larger than most of her kind.

Megalodon is to shark, as megalodonna is to belladonna.

Otis: You think Darcy will be at the party? I've wanted to hook up with her for a long time.

Gunther: Really? She weighs, like, three of you.

Otis: I know. Oh, how I long for my plump MEGALODONNA.

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken June 27, 2014

megalomammophobia

The fear of large breasts.

Tom avoids going to Hooters due to his megalomammophobia.

by TheTimeTraveller October 14, 2019

megalongschlong

A Tik toker who is mainly known as the creator who makes characters bald.

But if u have followed for a long time u would know that they have an extreme obsession with eddie aka ed sheeran. but love is love and love will overpower anything ❤️

Guys did u know megalongschlong loves ed sheeran. yea they r like obsessed!!

by lilleviswheelchair June 25, 2021

Megalophobia

Megalophobia is the fear of large things

Aurora: 'hey, look at my massive girl cock'
Tarrin: 'oh no i have megalophobia do not show me that huge horse cock of yours'

by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022

Megalohydrothalassophobia

Like Thalassophobia, but instead of just a fear of deep bodies of water it's a fear of large objects and beasts while also depths similarly to Thalassophobia

"Megalohydrothalassophobia is the bane of my existance"

by TheRaelGod July 3, 2022