meatsicle

Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.

"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"

by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

California Meatstick

1. A Meatstick from California.

2. A sex position popularized by the homosexual BDSM subculture of San Fransisco involving things no mortal would want to hear about, unless of course they were into that. Some accessories involved include an iron ingot, an acetylene blowtorch, and a metal can of wasabi almonds.

1. I bought two pounds of California Meatsticks, after the party there was naught but wrappers remaining.

2. My master gave me a California Meatstick last night, I'll be shitting powdered horseradish for at least a week.

by Johan Eschbach April 3, 2011

Meatsickle

A reference to an erect suckable penis. Like a popsicle!

If you're hungry Nina, I gots a huge Meatsickle for ya baby! GET TO SUCKIN !!!!!!!

by Dirty Nina August 26, 2010

Momtastic

A combination of the words Mom and Fantastic. Used to describe an extraordinary mom.

Jessica: That Shira is so awesome, she is like the best mom, super wife, works full time, takes care of her dead-beat baby-daddy, volunteers and is extremely popular.
Tracy: Yeah, I know. She is like so Momtastic!!

by miamiplasteeq May 9, 2014

meatstick

(vulgar slang) A male slut.

Man, youre tryin' to get some play with her while your wife's at home?!!? Dude, you're such a meatstick!

by El Kabong! September 28, 2005

Madtastic

Something Madly Fantastic, cool, super sweet, slimy, sick, nasty, if its the balls you know its Madtastic!

1."Dude our squad did Madtastic last night in Gears!"
2. "Whao dude Madtastic hat you got there!"

by Tyler Leavy January 17, 2008

[Mantastic]

MANTASTIC: MAN-TAS-TIC; adj., 1. A person of the male persuasion portraying feminine qualities, such as one who has a clean house, and made up bed. This man can cook, do laundry, sew, and bake. A mantastic man is extremely manly but not egotistic. He is very sensitive, yet confident and very romantic. His flower gardens will make you call into question is sexual orientation. But make no mistake about it, this man loves his woman. He has a particularly exceptional sexual touch that is beyond positive description in any other form; flawless to the point where the very flaw itself is true perfection.

Rhonni’s husband is the most mantastic man I have ever met.

by Dave Andrews, Abilene, TX October 14, 2008