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White lives matter 

Yes, white lives matter. If you dont agree you are just a dumb ignorant racist who dont deserve to live. A lot of white people are victims of racism because they are white. White lives matter is a great way to show how proud your are to be white.
White lives matter is not racist. If you think its racist you are racist and you should go to hell cause you are a waste of O2

extremely adept matter accreter 

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

as a matter of fact, it isn't 

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.
Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

Tinkle Matter 

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.
Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.
Tinkle Matter by Corky McCord July 22, 2009

Old farts matter 

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Monkey lives matter

A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.