masturbating

somethign to do to pass the time

i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

Mathdebating

Masturbating with a lisp. It sounds rather nerdy.

Math Nerd 1: *Math stuff*

Math Nerd 2: *Debating about math stuff*

Math Nerd 1: Ooh! Mathdebating is giving me a nerdgasm!

Math Nerd 2: Me too!

by OMGITSTHESIZEOFAWALRUS August 27, 2011

mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023