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useless shit we learn in school but after we leave high school we forget all of it
math is pointless
by chanslaptop December 7, 2020
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A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.
Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!
by Lil Pump 12 December 14, 2018
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math

gosh i hate math it suck
by dabisonpattywhack October 5, 2018
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math

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA
Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her
by a math professor July 17, 2012
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math

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.
"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."
by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009
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math

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!
by StarcookiePusheen January 9, 2017
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math

the fricking coolest subject in the universe!
mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!
by kathleen March 7, 2005
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