math

The only subject in school which uses more letters than English does.

Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?

by nyanscout September 24, 2015

math

mental abuse to humans= math

gosh i hate math it suck

by dabisonpattywhack October 05, 2018

math

the inhuman form of hell and is a torture device which leads students to hate school

Jessica:math is hell
Bethany:yeah let's skip

by real._.name October 04, 2018

math

useless shit we learn in school but after we leave high school we forget all of it

math is pointless

by chanslaptop December 08, 2020

math

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

by a math professor July 13, 2012

math

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.

"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."

by Arelle Arghee September 24, 2008

math

Math means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!

by StarcookiePusheen January 10, 2017