masterbation 

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

masterbation by Speas March 9, 2003

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

Masturbating Man in Pompei by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

masterbacin' 

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

masterbacin' by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Mangerbating 

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

Mangerbating by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

caught masturbating 

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.

"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."

caught masturbating by Rob. February 2, 2003

Imagination Masterbation 

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

Imagination Masterbation by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

poop while masturbating 

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

poop while masturbating by TomatoKid November 17, 2013