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Marti Status

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Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed
by scammer greens April 27, 2021
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A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.
His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew
by muchomass June 24, 2011
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Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking
If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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Wal-Mart Syndrome

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When someone pays as little money possible for an item, and expects the item to be of the highest quality.
George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?

Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
by Mr. Ko-Ray June 7, 2011
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way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.
"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
by michael achuta January 9, 2008
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Marie Sofie

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Marie Sofie is a really really sweet girl with a large heart. She will always be there for u no matter what. She’ll never judge and has the purest soul ever! She also has an amazing style and music taste, she’s very opened towards ur interests and will do extra research (even if takes hours) just to help you making an decision. Her Humor is really good but not everybody gets it. It’s always fun to be around her bc it never gets bored. She’s really sensitive and a bad bitch at the same time tho. Your friendship with her has more of a value than any money in the world !

Do not ever let a friend like Marie Sofie go.. you’ll regret it more than anything.
Person 1: “U won’t believe me how Marie Sofie changed my life to the better”
Person 2: “how is that supposed to happen lol”
Person 1: “she was there for me when nobody else was & gave me a lot of confidence I never knew I had in the first place!”

Person 2: “wow I wish I had a friend like Marie Sofie!”
Person 1: “IKR??”
by skye.is.trying.her.best October 22, 2020
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Wal Mart Shuffle

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The act of getting to the bathroom while you're in Wal Mart, especially if you're far away from one.
Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,
by Leegin99 June 29, 2005
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