maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

maroon 5

The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!

Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!

by LapisLazuli* January 2, 2005

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

maroon five

Used to be a decent rock band bringing new ideas to the scene. NOW nothing more than a boy band, with appeal to airheaded former-teenyboppers who think theyre cute. Both band and fans are crap.

Ugh, my daughter is going to a Maroon Five concert... where did we go wrong?

by Tiberius July 26, 2004

maroon 5

a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.

Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning

Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.

by rosella September 30, 2004

Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 8, 2011