Markham

A city where legit everyone is Asian, or wannabe Asians. Nothing happens there except for car accidents and robberies at Markville Mall. Many children feel excluded in public schools because all the Asian kids start up their own gang and exclude any other coloured children. There is nothing to do, there is a bunch of community centres yet there are only dumbass aquafit lessons, and dumbass dodgeball clubs. Not to be rude but if you are not Asian in Markham at a nail salon it is 99.99% guaranteed that the nail salon ladies are talking shit about you :)

where do you live?
I live in Markham, it is so fucking boring here
Oh my Lord

by wanna play just dance February 24, 2019

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MarkBar™

(märk`bär)n.
a break-through scientific event of granola bars discovered by Mark Twain Henley the third, during the 1990's. The MarkBar™ is a granola bar composed of raw element which can cause adrenaline and increase of testosterone within a matter of minutes. Many people in language arts classes search for these bars to increase their energy. But they are only for emergency purposes.;
slang. something that gives you energy.

bob--"dude, i need a MarkBar™."

Jim--"yeah me too."

by Zero951 April 9, 2009

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Markaysha

A Girl With a Big Anus. Real. Shes funny she knows how to have fun she dont take no BS from nobody. She's about #ThuggLife and she will pop off quick asf she look mean but she is ckoool af

Booty Thick Real Nice Mean markaysha

by Zariyaa December 22, 2012

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markaz

When someone screws up (almost sabotages) something that's going well. Based on the coronavirus curve in India, which was flattening, till a single source markaz event blew it up.

My painting was going so well till you markaz-ed it by spilling coffee all over it.

by bharataboi April 12, 2020

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