A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

manky minge

a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out

person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge

by u all suck September 6, 2006

Manky Manny

When one has gone HAM on a night out and is absolutely sloshed! They find themselves asking anyone and everyone if they have pissed themselves.

Manny: Yo Ronald!
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!

Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.

by AnonAnonAnonForgottenandGone August 6, 2020

Manky hanky

Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab

Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Manky Flipper(s)

When you find an old, used, crusty or soggy flipper in a change room/ swimming pool bathroom that has clearly been disowned and will not be missed. Could also refer to an ashy dick.

Oh no, I found another manky flipper!

A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)

by mankyflipper April 18, 2018

manky

the act of roughly pleasuring yourself with filthy objects (mangle + skanky)

I like to manky myself while thinking of others

by cyberskull May 30, 2015

manky tango

A Scottish term for when two people engage in any kind of dance which leads to sexual intercourse between the two. However the dancing must continue, this is done so other people don't notice and are simply convinced that they are dancing. If the dancing were to stop, it would no longer be a manky tango, it would simply become sex

"Aye, that party was mad last night- Jessica and Gavin had a manky tango on the dance floor"

by AJB the guy September 5, 2016