Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge
by u all suck September 04, 2006
When one has gone HAM on a night out and is absolutely sloshed! They find themselves asking anyone and everyone if they have pissed themselves.
Manny: Yo Ronald!
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!
Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!
Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.
by AnonAnonAnonForgottenandGone August 06, 2020
Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab
by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008
When you find an old, used, crusty or soggy flipper in a change room/ swimming pool bathroom that has clearly been disowned and will not be missed. Could also refer to an ashy dick.
Oh no, I found another manky flipper!
A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)
A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)
by mankyflipper July 15, 2017
A Mankie is a Mankeerat that you have captured as your significant other. They are a very special species who love to work but will always put you first. However, beware before capturing a Mankeerat as your Mankie, know that they come with a lot of banter and a mildly severe case of separation anxiety.
by zmaeye February 13, 2024
Old and rotting vagina flaps, usually used to describe horrible sexual intercourse and shitty people.
"Bro, sex sucked thanks to her no good manky flaps."
"Tell me about it my dude,"
"I don't think I've ever had good head in my life,"
"Well get that dick out and I'll give ya some!"
"Tell me about it my dude,"
"I don't think I've ever had good head in my life,"
"Well get that dick out and I'll give ya some!"
by Spank0 December 18, 2017