A kind ,loyal ,sweet and loving soul that won't let anything or anyone come in-between what he/she wants.And is also very *good looking*.
Malesela makes me bust a nut
by George Einstein November 25, 2021
Get the Malesela mug.Related Words
A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
Get the sweetcorn malteaser mug.When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.
by gingeesmith December 7, 2010
Get the Malteser Moments mug.A wonderful young woman with a heart of gold. Kind, honest and very down to earth. Always speaks her mind and stands by her principles. Phenomenal lover. Her beauty outshines the sun. All the men want her and all the ladies want to be her! Never has her own lighter.
Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!
If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!
What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!
If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!
What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!
by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016
Get the martese mug."hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
by Malteser May 9, 2006
Get the Malteser mug.