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gargle mayonnaise

Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum
by Sanity of Insanity January 13, 2007
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Mayonnaisey

A state of being that is somewhat related to being hungover but with fewer specific symptoms other than a feeling of general "icky-pooness." To the extent that there are known symptoms, they may include indecisiveness, lethargy and mild dizziness. Basically, when you wake up feeling drunk but probably don't have a high BAC, don't need to throw up but do REQUIRE food (specifically bacon), you can be said to be feeling mayonnaisey. Mayonnaiseyness is usually gotten rid of by eating greasy foods, minor day drinking and just waiting it out.

var. Mayonnaisey can also be used to describe things that are generally unpleasant like bad weather, a boring movie, or a yucky meal (see examples below).
Girl #1: "Hey girl, fun time last night! Wanna meet up and grab some breakfast?"

Girl #2: "Sure; I'm feeling pretty mayonnaisey so I'm going to need to hit up a McDonald's or that greasy spoon down the street."

var. "It's sort of raining outside; how mayonaissey!" "The movie was so boring, I almost fell asleep. I haven't seen a movie that mayoniassey in a long time." "That lobster was clearly frozen and they put way to much sauce on it. It was almost as mayonaissey as the fish we had last week."
by HammySeattle September 7, 2009
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Lady Madonna

Noun.

A female who conceives and births many children without the ability to pay for or properly care for the children. Typically lower-class women under the poverty line.

The term originated from a song by The Beatles of the same name.
That Octomom woman with the 8 kids is a real Lady Madonna.
by Mr. Tamborine Man October 20, 2010
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haqq al madonna

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011
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mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!
-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."
by JHammy June 19, 2011
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Mayonnaise

Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is not a fruit
by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019
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Mayonnaise Game

The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
by Mayonnaise King February 6, 2010
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