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Red Mage

Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.
"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"
by Andybloodredmage April 20, 2004
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Skeet Magee

The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).

Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.
"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)
by Ingonyama April 20, 2004
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Mage

The class in World of Warcraft that does crack, then goes and casts spells that split the god damn world in half.
Horde: "Let's take that guys, we have at least 20 horde here."
"Dude, that's a mage, do you want the world to die?"
by Dr. Meowings April 19, 2010
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Magenta

A girl with a huge rack and is very sexy.
Hey looks it's a Magenta! Lets go and squeeze her rack!
by Hilly billy March 25, 2013
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Magenta

Generally speaking, a mix of red and blue. However it just makes purple which isn’t true magenta. Magenta is a mixture of Red, purple and pink or blue and red on wavelengths (Which again IS JUST FUCKING PURPLE.) Magenta can be quite stylish when used the right way or hideous if used incorrectly. If you wear pink with magenta (Not overdoing it) it might look nice, but if you do red with magenta, you’d look like a Thot from a dumpster. Pick your poison
Jessica: I really like red- It’s so attractive and pretty.
Jess: I like pink because it’s feminine and classic.
Jessie: I like purple because it’s better than pink.
Jess: No you idiot, pink is way better!
Jessica: RED IS BETTER THAN PINK AND PURPLE!
Jessie: Purple is the best color in the entire spectrum! Not only is it frequently used in-
Random person: I like magenta
Jessica, Jess and Jessie: *faux pas*
Jessica: Wait magenta is red..
Jess: pink..
Jessie: AND PURPLE!
*Peace returns*
by The_Arteest December 30, 2022
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Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.
Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!
by S.K.B. July 9, 2011
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