A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023
A phrase used to describe something ridiculous or upsetting, perhaps both. Saying "this is bullshit", but in a nicer way. A way to express frustration on something inconvenient or stupid.
Elton: "Hey, heads ups. The registers are down again."
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"
Or
Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"
Reign: "I thought they fixed that. UGH! This is mahogany!"
Or
Roxy: "Wanna play on the switch when we get home?"
Xyrein: "Mine is broken. Has been for months."
Roxy: "Months?! That's mahogany, what do you mean?"
by Red_Rain_Forest November 29, 2022
some fucked up shit
by Dhusvwkwvsiss April 22, 2020
by UnclaimedClock February 08, 2019
The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
by XXX.TSS July 05, 2018
Mahoganie is a nice, beautiful person who is sensitive, but doesn’t gaf about what anyone has to say. They loveee to make people laugh. And just all around the best person to be around.
by I’m just here to talk lmaoo April 27, 2022