Astro99's definitions
A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
Get the Mahogany Armchairmug.