Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

magazine people

Those people who haven't the imagination to develop a style of their own and so follow whatever their favourite lifestyle magazine tells them to do. See also fashion victims

The party was awful, full of magazine people spouting magazine opinions about consumer tat that no-one wants or needs.

by Shevek September 22, 2002

magenius

Someone with the higher mental capabilities of a genius and also posess the powers of a magician.

TJ is a magenius; he's smart as hell and does some amazing tricks.

by Peter F May 5, 2006

Magazing

burning someone in a magazine related incident.

Hey Jeff, I hear you're on the cover of stupid people monthly. Magazing!

by susam January 23, 2009

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013

dirty magazines

Porn, such as playboy and penthouse.

Many of us like dirty magazines

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

magazines

Code name for ecstasy. Usually in refrence to more than 2.

when we gettin them magazines.

by JOHN_P January 14, 2005