Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010
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(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
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While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.
by wetballs69 March 26, 2009
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by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019
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Tony Perkins and Bryan Brown are martyrbating again against the "evils" of homosexuality.
The anti-gay/religious right organizations are having funding issues again, time for another round of martyrbating.
The anti-gay/religious right organizations are having funding issues again, time for another round of martyrbating.
by Empyrealgod November 15, 2013
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Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
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