Muncie Madam

A Muncie Madam is a trashy older lader from the Midwest. Usually having origins in or near "the armpit of America" or as it's more well known...Muncie Indiana. She usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as Toni, Pat, or Chris. She is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant Alpha male. The Alpha male will usually offer her his Potato Salad or Coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.

Boy that lady over there sure is one hell of a Muncie Madam. You see the way Eugene just offered up the last of his "Slaw" to her?

I met this lady named Chris at the bar last night. She was a real Muncie Madam.

by Possum Pete February 3, 2010

Madama Butterfly

A sexy beautiful woman with dark features (dark hair, dark eyed, light skinned), who has the alter ego of a geisha at night. During the day she is smart and elegant, and at night when she turns into a cho-cho, she becomes a freaky woman in bed.

Hey girl, are you going to turn into Madama Butterfly for me tonight?

by M3_Owner556 May 12, 2011

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

An expression of lesbian pride.

Lesbian: Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!
Well, that was obvious, but I can't think of anything.

by Deborah! August 22, 2007

Madame Bitch

A woman dressed all in black with a diagonal haircut. She is in the closet lesban but we all know what she did on easter. The butt of all jokes especially critical thinking

Have you done madame bitch's homework?

by *tak* May 7, 2009

Madame's Apple

Female adam's apple.

She has a deep voice. Must be that Madame's Apple

by seanmlee July 23, 2010

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004

Madam, I'm Adam

1. A very simple palindrome, a phrase that can be read forwards and backwards the same way, that is being used by people with very little imagination, in order to sound smart.

2. A line from Weird Al Yancovic's song, "Bob".

Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example for an palindrome?"
Student 1: "Race Car"
Student 2: "Madam, I'm Adam"
Weird Al Yancovic: "God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!"

by LforLight October 24, 2009