Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021

Machemeh

Caring , willing to do anything for her family and friends. But don’t take advantage of their kindness !

Bro , Machemeh is so nice

by Shshks November 21, 2021

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Machete

A syringe injection kit

Quick get the machete there's no complaint in Homewood health center we love working

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

machete

having your lover's family stick each one of their feet in your prolapsed anus.

I really wanna machete your family. jfc

by revinja111 May 10, 2022

Machete Josie

TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.

Person 1 : hey whos she

Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.

Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?

by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024

Machwee

A nasty or gremlin like appearance.

That thing looks like a Machwee
Or
That Machwee spit acid at me :(

by JaquenTheIck January 16, 2024