Male appropriatism

Changing a words use by covert male narcissists who seek to denigrate women

Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words

Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name

by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020

Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.

13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Male identified

A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".

Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"

by Rayraydust January 8, 2019

Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.

After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.

by Rydo September 30, 2011

Male Prima Donna

Noun: A song by Subtle Sexuality featuring Nard Dog, Introducing Mr.Understound. An office original song By Kelly Kapor and Erin *Kelly* Hannon. The song talks about Ryan Howard A.K.A Mr.Understoud.

Kelly: "Your a Male Prima Donna. But I can't help but want ya'."
Erin: "Ohhh"

by dumb.beyotch69 May 11, 2020

Male-Period

The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.

"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"

"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."

by lalafemme March 5, 2012

Male tears

The emotional tears from toxic masculine person’s fragile egos

His male tears flowed as he explained why the woman was not above him though she paid the bills.

by GenerationalHonesty March 4, 2022