"My wife loves to say she is packing my lunchbox , when she is actually stuffing her vagina with fruit."
by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015
Get the LunchBoxmug. to be unfocused on reality, zoned out, on another planet etc.
evolution of the phrase "out to lunch"
evolution of the phrase "out to lunch"
by luna_smarm November 30, 2009
Get the lunchboxedmug. A group-sex act in which three males penetrate a female, with two penises in her vagina and one in her mouth. The female is also penetrated anally with a butt plug or dildo. The act ends with the three males ejaculating in the female's mouth ("lunch time"). There are subclassifications and variations, for example: "bento box" (Asian female), "A-Team lunchbox" (two penises in the anus and a dildo in the vagina), "no thermos" (butt plug or dildo not present), and "with baggies" (condoms present).
My girlfriend is into wild sex. Tonight she wants me and my buddies to lunchbox her. If she's feeling relaxed, she said said she might even try an "A-Team."
by Jeffrey Beaumont December 9, 2008
Get the Lunchboxmug. by TrappKidd September 3, 2015
Get the Lunchboxmug. when someone above the age of 18 ingages or attempts to carry out any type of physical relationship with someone below the age of 18.
Kenny is LUNCHBOXING on a 15 year old
by lunchboxXx1313 April 8, 2009
Get the lunchboxingmug. by sheppard is god November 2, 2006
Get the LUNCHBOXmug. 1. A morbidly obese, unclean, and overall dirty human being. Usually has messy, un washed hair, dandruff, and large stashes of pornography hidden in crevices in his room.
2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.
2. A box.... that holds lunch and or other objects you might generally find in a box.
Fatass: ...*takes a bite of doughnut*
Ricky: OMG look at how fat that kid is!
Dan: I know! He is such a lunchbox!
Ricky: OMG look at how fat that kid is!
Dan: I know! He is such a lunchbox!
by M. Jackson February 3, 2007
Get the LunchBoxmug.