the Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"

Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.

by Bob Iveson November 09, 2006

Lumberjacking

The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you

This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!

by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010

lumberjack

One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.

After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"

by Mossberg July 07, 2006

The Lumberjack

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.

Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

Lumberjacking

Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!

Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"

Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"

Danny: "Fuckin' A!"

"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"

Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"

Groot: "I am Groot!"

by Gizmo11 April 17, 2017

lumberjack

Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.

She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.

by thewoodone September 22, 2014

lumberjack

extreme martial art form, using deadly techniques to fight. though, often there is no need for thier force, since everyone is afraid of them. the one's who do oppose, die instantly...just add lumberjack.

To study the art of Lumberjack.

or

...you just got Lumberjacked

by Sensei of LJ May 28, 2003