Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Flag

Get the Luke's d8ck mug.

Luke William Dandy

A fuck-puppy, typically to Hunter but sometimes Aydin and Mr. Gilroy.

Hunter: Ya, I used and abused Luke William Dandy last night.
King Aydin: Isn’t he your fuck puppy?

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Flag

Get the Luke William Dandy mug.

Related Words

LuKey D • lukey duke • lukey dukey • Doing a Lukey • luke duke • Luke Disease • Luke’d • luke dalton • Luke Danes • Luke Danes Mentality

February 28th is a day that will live in infamy. This is the day that the impossible became possible. David killed Goliath. Man touched moon. Lebron came back from down 3-1. Luke Anthony Costa, son of Melissa Lacina Costa and Jason Costa, brother to Owen and Faith Costa, cousin to Scarlett, Colton, and Jackson Vloyanetes, cousin to Nick and Samie Costa, nephew to Stella Tsin Costa, kissed Riley from Communications High School, Lincroft NJ. This date is to be celebrated annually by going to a diner and ordering a piece of cake. Happy Birthday must be sung to Luke Costa.

"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"

by Riley.Communications March 4, 2025

Flag