The fattest italian that you will ever meet. He is straight up round. A few fun facts about him:
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.
by PainisCupcake is my idol. April 9, 2019
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Lorenzo is a boy who is most likley itallian and is a very lovable boy he is quite sensitive in love when it comes to break ups but he has a strong personality lorenzo loves football but he also likes rugby and basketball when a lorenzo loves a girl it is already true love and if the girl he love dosnt feel the same and dosnt like him he would stay single all his life until he can win her heart a lorenzo will become very successful in life and will earn lots of money a lorenzo is also very handsome
Lorenzo is peng
by Michelegrif July 7, 2019
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where can i start with a lorenzo, he can be the nicest person you’ll ever meet but can also be a total jackass. He can be smart when he feels like it and also a complete idiot. he is very intelligent on the inside but he doesn’t show it. He can be a little arrogant at times and demanding, things have to be done his way or no way at all- loverboy
he likes sex sorry is obsessed with sex and loves to play xbox he best ! also he’s really good looking but people don’t find him attractive but i do with all my heart
where can i start with a lorenzo, he can be the nicest person you’ll ever meet but can also be a total jackass. He can be smart when he feels like it and also a complete idiot. he is very intelligent on the inside but he doesn’t show it. He can be a little arrogant at times and demanding, things have to be done his way or no way at all- loverboy
he likes sex sorry is obsessed with sex and loves to play xbox he best ! also he’s really good looking but people don’t find him attractive but i do with all my heart
by I love you Veronica January 19, 2018
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-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)
Wicked dismal New Gothmo style
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)
Wicked dismal New Gothmo style
by StillBorne October 20, 2007
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Male Lorenzi's are usually in the blue collar proffessions
Female Lorenzi's are usually in the homemaker proffession or in recent decades in the office proffessions
Usually angry persons
People with attitudes
Male Lorenzi's are usually in the blue collar proffessions
Female Lorenzi's are usually in the homemaker proffession or in recent decades in the office proffessions
Usually angry persons
People with attitudes
Co-Worker: eyy Lorenzi go n clean out N9's toilet
Lorenzi: Aghhh shit...
Lorenzi: Stop smokin or i'll hug you again
Daughter: God Forbid!!
Lorenzi: Aghhh shit...
Lorenzi: Stop smokin or i'll hug you again
Daughter: God Forbid!!
by C. Lorenzi July 28, 2009
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