Longboarding

Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.

I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.

by Mcfun March 22, 2019

longboi

(n): A long limbed teenage or adolescent male; looks a bit stretched out.

Did you see Jeremy's growth spurt over the summer? What a longboi!

by Hewlie1 October 25, 2017

longboarding slut

when a downhill longboarder tries to pick up other longboarders on the hill he is seshing on or the bus he takes for a future longboarding date with that person

longboarding slut

by Jale Jinkins June 22, 2011

Neville Longbottomed

In the popular film franchise Harry Potter , Neville longbottom goes from being a slightly geeky , chubby child to a fit as fuck adult. Similar to a glo up, if someone has Neville longbottomed they have gotten significantly hotter

"Have you seen Tom recently? He's so hot now!"
"I know, he's seriously Neville Longbottomed!"

by Ginjasaaa May 30, 2017

Long Boy Ides

For the days your felling a little long.

I got the long boy ides

by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020

Longboi

Taking a long shit

"IVE DONE A LONGBOI!"

by weghfvbafvnserfgh April 20, 2018

Longboarding

A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many.
Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).

Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding!
Abdi: Really? I had no idea!

*later that day*

Abdi: Where's your skateboard?
Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard*
Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating.
Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it!
Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!

by number9001yo April 25, 2013