Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.

Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.

by itslova January 27, 2014

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

Belt Loops

1) A small piece of fabric on pants used to keep the a belt in place so it doesn't slip downwards and loosen the waist

2) A sex act where the male(s) inserts his penis into any orifice on another person's body, essentially creating his own holes

Example 1

"My buddy and I gave that chick so many belt loops last night. That slut got wrecked"

Example 2

Jimmy had to fix the worn and broken belt loops on his jeans so could use his belt while wearing them.

by Jonny Flash December 14, 2010

loops

Another name for Fruit Loops which is a frickin awesome cereal

man i gotta get me some loops

by missourimaniac February 20, 2005

Loopsy

A mix between loopy and dizzy. The stage before crunked. The third feeling of being fk'ed up. When going down the list of being drunk and high is Loopy, Dizzy, LOOPSY, crunked. Also know as L.D.L.C.

Yo bro.. i was out last night at this party and before you know it i was loopsy,

Hey my dude slow down with the partying you all ready loopsy don't need to get crunked!

by Twisted T. October 1, 2012

Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

Fat Lops

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005