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limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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Going On A Limp One

It is based around Limp Bizkit's song Break Stuff, where it comes across as a violent rage wanting to break stuff.
"After that football result, I'm going on a Limp One"
by RageMachine01 September 11, 2011
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Donk Limp

A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.
As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 10, 2008
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limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
by Truth to Power April 5, 2009
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Limprovise

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.
John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.
by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008
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limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.
by beast May 21, 2003
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limey

a British person, term comes from sailors who came to the New World preventing scurvy from sucking limes. Term indigenous to North America
"That guy over there is a limey, lives in London, and came over here just for a short vacation".
by Anonymous November 10, 2002
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