LID

LID often used in technology vertical, means; Lazy Incompetent Developer
Tony is such a LID, it took him 3 days to code a simple report and then he didn't even bother to validate the report met the requirements, so now I have to fix the issues.
by MyCrankyPants April 19, 2016
Get the LID mug.

Lid

to "lid" is to be a Bodyboarder
by Dakine February 19, 2003
Get the Lid mug.

Lid

1)English slang: derogatory term for the foreskin of a man's penis.
2)Used as a humourous and manly insult.
1) He peeled back his lid and rendered his girlfriend unconcious with the aromatic smell.

2)Guy 1:"Here's the money I forgot to pay your mum last night"
Guy 2:"Shut up, lid." ¬_¬`
by Ash C December 02, 2005
Get the Lid mug.

Lid

keep flapping your lid, and I'm 'a pop you
by Pimpsta April 17, 2003
Get the Lid mug.

Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
by I soiled myself January 08, 2011
Get the Shit the Lid mug.

Pussy Lids

When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy
“We got so high last night, did you see Gavin’s eyes? He had mad pussy lids
by pussylids69 January 31, 2019
Get the Pussy Lids mug.

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.
Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.
by Dlindh March 27, 2019
Get the The squid is on the lid mug.